I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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