dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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