ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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