What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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