I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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