Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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