I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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