I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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