Ambien. No doubt about it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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