Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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