We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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