I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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