I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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