I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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