I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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