My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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