dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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