I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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