No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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