Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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