Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
