where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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