Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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