gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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