u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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