Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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