I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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