I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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