Old men and throwing up are my life now.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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