i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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