Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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