so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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