susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
that may or may not have been my penis.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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