; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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