There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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