I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want