it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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