I am puke
I just saw a hot homeless man
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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