I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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