Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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