I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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