i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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