No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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