hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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