i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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