yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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