I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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