Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Oh Jesus.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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