Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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