so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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