Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Randomize