Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We're too hungover to prance.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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