I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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