It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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